We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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