yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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