so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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