All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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