As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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