I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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