you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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