i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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