If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
But break dance skills will only take you so far
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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