I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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