One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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