Ambien. No doubt about it.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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