Dude my mom stole all your condoms
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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