Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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