Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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