Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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