Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
The ass gains better be worth it
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
