two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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