yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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