Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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