Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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