My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Four minutes until I can fart!
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
that is very illegal...i love you.
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