Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it glows. i had to have it.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
did i just pee glitter
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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