apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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