Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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