dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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