His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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