I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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