Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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