You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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