she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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