Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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