You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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