If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
