No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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