In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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