2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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