Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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