do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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