I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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