no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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