People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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