i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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