Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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