Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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