She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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