It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
tell me about the fingering
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