i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Randomize
