remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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