Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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