After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Randomize
