yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Girls should come with a carfax report
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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