I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We need a shit load of segways right now
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Randomize
