she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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