just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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