I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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