Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Randomize
