dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
There r osticjed everywhere
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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