these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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