Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize