So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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